Because they don’t pay me enough to pretend I care.
This shirt is for the hard-working realist who knows the game: You clock in, you do your job, and you clock out—not a second sooner, not a favor deeper. You’re not here to bleed corporate colors, solve world problems, or be the boss’s unpaid hype man.
Perfect for anyone who's mastered the art of looking busy, dodging extra tasks, and surviving endless meetings with a blank stare and a full coffee mug.
Warning: Wearing this may result in fewer "Hey, can you just…" moments.
Bonus: Pairs well with side-eyes and passive-aggressive emails.
Keep your head down. Do your part.
And remember: loyalty isn’t in the job description.