Let’s be clear: If you make the mistake of kicking in the wrong door, dialing 911 won’t help you—you should’ve called your mom, your lawyer, and your local priest instead.
This shirt isn’t a threat. It’s a public service announcement for the criminally stupid. Perfect for veterans, protectors, and proud Americans who believe in the Second Amendment and taking care of business the old-fashioned way.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause snowflakes to melt and burglars to rethink their life choices.
Fast response. Zero paperwork. No waiting on hold.
Welcome to home security—American style.